To the 508 Number Calling my Phone:

May 19th, 2008

Let me save you the time and trouble of calling my cell phone yet again. No, I do not want a better interest rate on my credit card—the credit card you don’t know the name of. No, I’m not going to call by the deadline you’ve given me. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.

If you knew me at all, you’d know that I pay off my cards, in full, every time I get a bill. I use them to get bonus points and to track my spending, not to defer payments. Low interest rate, high interest rate: they’re all the same to me, because they never get used.

OK? Got it? So tell the other companies—the pyramid schemes, especially—that I’m not worth calling. I’m not going to give you anything, listen to anything, tell you anything. Oh, and seriously: I’m on the do-not-call list.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?

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2 Responses to “To the 508 Number Calling my Phone:”

  1. Forest on May 19, 2008 9:39 pm

    I got one of these the other day, though mine was a 407 number. I don’t answer numbers I don’t know but I googled it and there were plenty of other people complaining about getting unsolicited calls from this number. It was the same kind of deal concerning interest rates and whatnot. Pretty annoying.

  2. sfordinarygirl on May 20, 2008 11:50 pm

    I think mines was an 807 or was it 801 Utah area code. It was the Robert Allen Institute - one of those MLM scams. They don’t give up!

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